ThatCalisthenicsDude 6 year.agoIf your phone auto corrects "fuck" to "duck," it's okay to keep itIt's still fowl language
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So she disabled the cheat codes.
A prostitute can wash her crack and resell it.
Faggocytosis
The white family survives because the kids were in school and the parents were at work.
They haven't figured out how to steal houses yet.
At least they're still born
It's called The Voices.
Because that’s the closest I can get to a slave these days
-Ate an 8 year old sausage -Drank 10 year old cream -Ate 9 and 11 year old buns
it's nice to see he's finally found somebody.
An explanation a black man gives to his boy about where he's been.
Probably cocaine
The priest says, "let's go f**k that little boy" The rabbi replies, "f**k him out of what?"
A quarter pounder with cheese.
They get pissed if you touch their children
...and broke his nose.
Neither have they
A quarter pounder with cheese!
Nuclear fusion.
You need a licence to shoot a gun.
One of them rubs it and poof, there was a genie. He said that each one of them has 3 wishes, de the bear goes first and says:” make every female bear in this forest fall in love with me, with a click of his finger and boom every female bear fell in love with him. Then the squirrel goes:” I would like some walnuts!” With another click of his finger and the squirrel had some walnuts, the bear suddenly said:”walnuts? You could have whatever you want and you chose walnuts?” When it came to there other wish the bear said:”now make every female bear in this city fall in love with me” and boom he had his wish granted. For the squirrel he said he would like some nuts, the bear replied: “I swear you’re dumb you could’ve chosen money fame or even women and you choose nuts?” For their 3rd wish the bear said:” I would like every female bear in this world to fall in love with me” and that wish also was granted. When it came to the squirrels last wish the squirrel said in a Loud voice:” now I want this mother f*cker to be gay
Oops i burnt one
A Smoothie Maker
The piñata!
Gay!?!? FAGet-about it
It's not fun beating her if she's into it and not in pain.
..all the blame goes to the lazyass cancer who couldn't finish the fucking job before the chemotherapy started.
One has AV aids, the other HIV aids.
Throw the wife and kids in
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